For fans of David Lynch’s classic cult TV show, Twin Peaks, the secrets of the Black Lodge and the Log Lady’s prophecies hold an endless fascination. But, in a show full of dark mysteries, the relationship between agent Dale Cooper and the never-seen “Diane” may be the most intangible of them all.

Lucky for us, YouTube may be able to shed some light on the pair’s deep connections. In 1990 Simon and Schuster released an audiobook of Agent Cooper’s recorded messages to his shadowy assistant, “Diane.” The release featured a number of the actual recordings from the TV show, but also collected original bits that shed light on Twin Peaks’s central mysteries. Everything here is read by Kyle MacLachlan in a performance that’s as silly, scary, absurd and obtuse as his unforgettable turn in the original series…

Collectors interested in owning the document for themselves can find it on Amazon for about $50.

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